Luke Warm Pizza : I’d Like Harass

A favorite of TWWL returns. More at Hollywood Tuna.

Eddy Curry Harassed a Dude – The Knicks Eddy Curry is facing some serious charges of being a gay :

Stunning court papers charge that Curry, a married father of several kids, repeatedly approached chauffeur David Kuchinsky “in the nude,” saying, “Look at me, Dave, look” and, “Come and touch it, Dave.”  (NY Post)

Kate Hudson Banging a Golfer? - The actress, one linked to Lance ‘One Nut’ Armstong, in now rumored to be holding Adam Scott’s putter. The Big Lead

Your Tax Dollars at Work – Tim McCarver is a ‘National Treasure’ and must be protected. (Boston Globe)

Luke Warm Pizza

Luke Warm Pizza – TWWL’s eye opener

Pop Crunch honors Florida's BCS title with some lovely Gator fans.

Tim Tebow Returning to Florida- Perhaps Tim Tebow knows that he is going to be awful in the NFL. Why else would he return to school? ESPN

Broncos Hire McDaniels- After seeing the success of other Bill Belichick assistants, like Charlie Weiss and Romeo Crennel, the Denver Broncos apparently don’t want to win anything anytime soon. SI

Erin Andrews Has a Hot Sister? SportsbyBrooks has a pic.

Luke Warm Pizza : Ratings, Pants Drop

Luke Warm Pizza: TWWL’s eye opener

The Last Days of The ESPN Dynasty? The latest ratings show that the other World Wide Leader is losing its grip. Could there be a challenger on the horizon? Sports by Brooks

Lingerie Football League – your complete photo guide. Coed Magazine

Don’t Speak Ill of The Dead – apparently Scott Miller of CBS never heard of such a thing. I guess he won’t be giving Carl Pohlad’s eulogy.

Nah, nah, na, na nah! Your Team Sucks!

Buckeyes Fan Cries Like a Baby

Maybe that’s cause he is a baby. Either way, this is funny. The video is a little dark but this kid is pounding the floor and screaming ‘I hate Texas’ until he finally blurts out ‘He was already down!’. Quit your crying and go to bed you big baby.

Luke Warm Pizza : Go Deep!

Luke Warm Pizza is the TWWL’s eye opener

Fiesta Bowl – TWWL told you yesterday that Colt McCoy would have a special night. The goofy lookin’ bastard threw for 414 yards and lead the Longhorns down the field with under 2 minutes to play, hitting Quan Cosby for a 26 yard TD with :16 to play. Was Quan named for the scene in Jerry McQuire? Here it is in spanish. Tell Jim Tressel to buy a sweater with sleeves. McCoy was good but who wouldn’t go deep for AnnaLynne McCord?

The Weblog Awards are out. Of course TWWL was not nominated. We suck. We know it. We’re the Detroit Lions of SportsBlogs. We still show up even though we know we’ll never be any good.

Kurt Warner Draws Jesus

Everybody knows Kurt Warner is a big J.C. fan. Here’s a video of the Cardinals QB drawing everybody’s favorite savior.

Comebacks

Luke Warm Pizza is TWWL’s morning headlines
(Lohan returns to form. Skinny, long red hair, and huge tits? Works for me.) More at 205th.com

The comebacks of Chad Pennington and Tarvaris Jackson came to a horrible crashing end yesterday. Kurt Warner’s and Donovan McNabb’s, after a benching, will continue for one more week.

Someone please tell ESPN that they can stop the ‘North Carolina may go undefeated talk’.

Colt McCoy Sort of Looks Retarded

It’s just an observation..but I do think he’ll have a ‘special’ game in tonight Fiesta Bowl.