Luke Warm Pizza: TWWL’s eye opener
The Last Days of The ESPN Dynasty? The latest ratings show that the other World Wide Leader is losing its grip. Could there be a challenger on the horizon? Sports by Brooks
Lingerie Football League – your complete photo guide. Coed Magazine
Don’t Speak Ill of The Dead – apparently Scott Miller of CBS never heard of such a thing. I guess he won’t be giving Carl Pohlad’s eulogy.
Luke Warm Pizza is the TWWL’s eye opener
Fiesta Bowl – TWWL told you yesterday that Colt McCoy would have a special night. The goofy lookin’ bastard threw for 414 yards and lead the Longhorns down the field with under 2 minutes to play, hitting Quan Cosby for a 26 yard TD with :16 to play. Was Quan named for the scene in Jerry McQuire? Here it is in spanish. Tell Jim Tressel to buy a sweater with sleeves. McCoy was good but who wouldn’t go deep for AnnaLynne McCord?
The Weblog Awards are out. Of course TWWL was not nominated. We suck. We know it. We’re the Detroit Lions of SportsBlogs. We still show up even though we know we’ll never be any good.
Kurt Warner Draws Jesus
Everybody knows Kurt Warner is a big J.C. fan. Here’s a video of the Cardinals QB drawing everybody’s favorite savior.
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(Lohan returns to form. Skinny, long red hair, and huge tits? Works for me.) More at 205th.com
The comebacks of Chad Pennington and Tarvaris Jackson came to a horrible crashing end yesterday. Kurt Warner’s and Donovan McNabb’s, after a benching, will continue for one more week.
Someone please tell ESPN that they can stop the ‘North Carolina may go undefeated talk’.
Colt McCoy Sort of Looks Retarded 
It’s just an observation..but I do think he’ll have a ‘special’ game in tonight Fiesta Bowl.
Around The Interruption: TWWL’s afternoon update
(It’s that time of year! Tie some mistletoe around your waist and hope for the best. More Jennifer Lamiraqui here)
Freedom Beats Jail – OJ Simpson gets a minimum of 9 years. All in all that’s not too bad for killing your ex-wife and her friend. It’ll go fast thanks to all the sex.
Oklahoma Beats Missouri – really going out on a limb here.
Alabama Beats Florida – the public is all over the Gators driving the line to 10. I think the Tide has got a good enough D to actually win. I mean if you want to give me the points, I’ll take the points..but I like the Sabans outright!
Giants Beat Eagles – There is no Plax distraction. Having him around would be more of a distraction.
Steelers Beat Cowboys – there’s this feeling that Pittsburgh is due for a letdown after beating New England. Maybe. But when I think of this game I get a picture in my head of Wade Phillips and Mike Tomlin. Who do you like in that match up? Yup, Pittsburgh wins.
Luke Warm Pizza
(Who wouldn’t want one of those in their basement? I’m talking about the pool table, I already have a woman locked up down there. My captive is not as attractive as Diana Dagota but then again few hookers are.)
69 World Series Hero, Really Into 69
Art Shamsky’s ex wife has filed suit claiming that the former New York Met gave her an STD.
Kim Shamsky says that during their 13-year marriage the famed outfielder and first baseman “engaged in acts of adultery with both men and women,” without her knowledge.
Kim, baby, relax. Of course he did this without your knowledge. Very few women are open to sex outside of marraige. Had he asked permission would you have given it?
(NY Post)
NFL Juice has some great leg kicks from cheerleaders.
Elisha Cuthbert is ‘Sloppy Seconds’?
Sean Avery is a total doucebag.
“I’m really happy to be back in Calgary; I love Canada,” he said. “I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the NHL for guys to fall in love with my sloppy seconds. I don’t know what that’s about, but enjoy the game tonight.” He then walked out of the locker room.
Avery’s ex-girlfriend, actress Elisha Cuthbert is dating Calgary defenseman Dion Phaneuf.
Eff Sean Avery! I’m pissed that hockey players can get high quality ass like Elisha Cuthbert! And based on his comments it’s no big deal. You bastard! Don’t you realize that the closest most of your fans will ever come to having a woman like that will be by masturbating to ‘The Girl Next Door’. (Yahoo)
Luke Warm Pizza – TWWL’s morning headlines
(On205th just keeps turning out talent like Kim Cloutier. Hot girl in lingerie on table, why didn’t we do that for Thanksgiving?)
SI’s Sportsman of The Year..
is Plaxico Burress aka Harris Smith! Did you really think it could be anyone other than Michael Phelps? 8 Gold Medals this summer, millions of dollars, a super hot Vegas cocktail waitress girlfriend…I guess he’s doing alright for himself. (SI)
Texans 30 Jaguars 17
As tempted as I was to ignore this match up of 4-7 squads I was drawn in once ‘The Grinch Who Stole Christmas’ was over. Goddam, I love me some Dr. Seuss. Of course these 2 played like a couple of 4-7 teams. They bored the crap out of us for 3 quarters and then decided to score with 28 of the 47 points coming in the final 15 minutes.
Ex-Badger Threatens Sharapova, Alvarez
Leonard Taylor, a former Wisconsin football player, was charged Monday with threatening athletic director Barry Alvarez, tennis star Maria Sharapova and their families.
His father told police Taylor has been diagnosed as a paranoid schizophrenic and hasn’t taken his medication for three months..
According to the complaint, Wisconsin head athletic trainer Denny Helwig told police in September that Taylor had been calling Alvarez’s office phone and leaving six to seven disturbing messages each night since the beginning of the football season.
The profanity-laced messages accused Sharapova of committing various injustices against him. He said he wanted to marry her and kill her and her family.
That is bizarre! Usually you don’t want to kill the family until after you’re married and they spend Thanksgiving weekend at your house. (ESPN)
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(Catalina Cruz has nice breasts. Damn, this long lay off has deprived me of any creativity!!)
Plaxico Burress Turned His-self In Troubled NY Giants wide out, Plaxico Burress turned himself in this morning. But there is some good news, details are beginning to emerge about Friday night’s incident in which Plax done shot hisself including:
* Taking his gun from the Midtown club Latin Quarter, where workers never called authorities and even cleaned up afterward.
* Spending about 90 minutes making frantic calls to figure out where his wound could be discreetly treated.
* Getting special treatment at New York-Cornell Hospital, where he gave his name as Harris Smith, saying he’d been shot at an Applebee’s restaurant. Nonetheless, hospital workers recognized him as Plaxico Burress, sources said, and the gunshot was not reported, as required by law.
Reminds me of Goodfellas when Tommy shot Spider in the foot and they had to take him to the doctor..only Plax didn’t have a the same doctor as Jimmy Conway. And I want a ‘Smith’ #17 Giants jersey for Christmas! (NY Post)
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(My Chill Pill is dead on when they say that Megan Fox is ‘too sexy for words’)
Not a Fan of Dick
ESPN just completed 24 hours of college hoops coverage and Rivals has a rather nice review:
Vitale is the face of ESPN basketball, and few announcers have been as hotly debated in recent years. Some love him. Some hate him. Some think he’s essential to college basketball, and some think his screams must ring over the public address system in Hell. Anyway, that was last year’s debate. This year? After one night, it’s safe to say Vitale has crossed the line from endearingly annoying to just plain insufferable. (Rivals)
Yanks Tell CC ‘Get off The Pot’
New Yankee Boss Hal Steinbrenner has issued a deadline to CC Sabathia to respond to the $140 million offer. (NY Daily News)
Steelers 27 Bengals 10
This was so boring that I turned away several times. Don’t know much about what happened but I do know that Toby returned to ‘The Office’. Michael was so bothered by this that he tried to get Toby fired. Jim bought his parent’s house and presented it as a suprise to Pam. Creed continues to be hysterical.
Luke Warm Pizza is TWWL’s morning headlines
(Excuse me, Tami Donaldson, there’s a hole in your shirt)
Cowboy Reinstated After 5 Week Ban
The Cowboys got some good news from Roger Goodell. The commish has reinstated Pacman Jones.
“He much appreciates the Cowboys and Jerry Jones for standing behind him and encouraging him, and he’s grateful to the commissioner,” said Worrick Robinson, Adam Jones’ Nashville-based attorney.
Adam Jones’ Attorney..that is a recession-proof job if there ever was one. (SI)
Mussina Goes Out in Style
Mike Mussina turns 40 next month and will retire from baseball. He does so coming off a season in which he won 20 games for the 1st time in his career. There is no doubt that he could have signed another contract for millions of dollars but the bastard is classy and wants to go out that way. (NY Post)
Maybe Fat, Drunk & Stupid Is The Way To Go Through Life
Remember a few weeks ago when John Daly was arrested for being drunk outside a Hooters? Well, maybe it was just part of the fat ass’s training. He’s playing in a tournament in Japan and just 4 shots off the lead. (Yahoo)
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(The shots that weren’t good enough for GQ can be found here. Megan has a tattoo of Marilyn Monroe on her right arm. TWWL often pretends his right arm is Megan Fox. Get it? I pleasure myself…alot.)
Paterno To Retire..Someday
Everybody wants to be right. Eventually, someone will be. Joe Paterno is rumored to be retiring after Saturday’s game with Michigan State. (Pittsburgh Tribune Review)
Jacobs Out?
The Giants total bad-ass, Brandon Jacobs, may be out for the Sunday nighter against the Phoenixes. (NY Post)
UFC Getting Sexy?
For years Dana White has said that women will never fight in the UFC. With Gina Carano suddenly looking for work, that may change. (Yahoo)
