Archive for the 'Minnesota Twins' Category

07
Jan
09

Luke Warm Pizza : Ratings, Pants Drop

Luke Warm Pizza: TWWL’s eye opener

The Last Days of The ESPN Dynasty? The latest ratings show that the other World Wide Leader is losing its grip. Could there be a challenger on the horizon? Sports by Brooks

Lingerie Football League – your complete photo guide. Coed Magazine

Don’t Speak Ill of The Dead – apparently Scott Miller of CBS never heard of such a thing. I guess he won’t be giving Carl Pohlad’s eulogy.

25
Sep
08

Philadelphia Phanatic is an Intestinal Terrorist

(Watch out…this guy is a terrorist waging war…on your intestinal system.)

QUITE FRANKLIER is TWWL’s mid-day breakdown.

Ever wonder what it would be like to taste your own bile…as your liver is coming out of your throat? How many times have you ever watched a quarterback drop back to pass, only to get his neck snapped by a blindside hit…and you called him a pussy for not getting up immediately. ESPN’s Patrick Hruby sacked up….put the pads on….and was demolished. It’s a great read.

With the Minnesota Twins just a half-game behind the Chicago White Sox with three games (and a potential fourth should the need arise) left in the regular season, White Sox shortstop Orlando Cabrera is proving he’s playoff ready….by calling out his team – saying it lacks the mental approach needed to win. My God, I thought for sure the spawn of Ozzie Guillen would wait for the original version to kick off before surfacing.

It’s the world we live in…you decide if it’s good or bad. A Philadelphia bomb squad was called to the Phillies’ park because of three wrapped packages left outside the park. Turned out they were hotdogs ready for the always fun hot dog cannon. If you’ve ever eaten one of those beauts, you know whoever called the threat was technically right. They are bombs.



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