Comebacks

Luke Warm Pizza is TWWL’s morning headlines
(Lohan returns to form. Skinny, long red hair, and huge tits? Works for me.) More at 205th.com

The comebacks of Chad Pennington and Tarvaris Jackson came to a horrible crashing end yesterday. Kurt Warner’s and Donovan McNabb’s, after a benching, will continue for one more week.

Someone please tell ESPN that they can stop the ‘North Carolina may go undefeated talk’.

Colt McCoy Sort of Looks Retarded

It’s just an observation..but I do think he’ll have a ‘special’ game in tonight Fiesta Bowl.

This is More Like It

Around The Interruption is TWWL’s afternoon update
(Abbey Clancy was invented by the Brits. God Bless Them. More at on205th)

An Apology From TWWL
Earlier today Kitchen posted about the British and their claim to have invented baseball. The post included an offensive picture. Please accept our apology. I don’t know if they invented baseball or not. I know that they gave us the Beatles, Abigal Clancy and a few other notable hot pieces of ass. So, I’m good with the Brits.

Longhorn Back Up Center Has Red Neck
The Texas Longhorns have kicked their backup center off the team. Seems this dumbass redneck posted what he thought was a funny comment on his facebook page on election night. He has traded in his helmet for a white hood. My only wish for this backwoods ass fart sniffer would be to have a few of his bigger former teammates with dark skin beat some sense into his racist ass.

But really what did we expect from someone named Buck Burnette? Would it be nice if we said things like he will most likely marry his cousin or that his momma and sister are the same person? They probably are, but it’s still not nice to say.
(Statesman)

Raiders Are Doing Great, Love Their Boss
Al Davis is bat shit crazy. It seems that some on Oakland’s roster would rather be unemployed than work under this old nut. Take Nnamdi Asomugha for example:

“I’m not on board with what happened to DeAngelo,” said Asomugha, a defensive team captain. “I don’t agree with what’s going on. … You can only bite your lip and play football.”

Ah, Nnamdi..that’s not biting your lip. But it’s cool, we get it. (SF Chronicle)

Lou Holtz levels the Texas Orange

(Lou Holtz delivers the line of the week for Texas fans…see below)

QUITE FRANKLIER is TWWL’s mid-day breakdown.

Former Olympic gold medalist Tim Montgomery proved he could outrun everybody in the world…except the law. He’s now going to spend at least five years in prison for running heroin.

The Philadelphia Phillies looked like world beaters last night – coming from behind to beat the Dodgers 3-2 and take a 1-0 lead in the National League Championship Series. Today, Phillies Manager Charlie Manuel is dealing with the loss of his mother, who died this morning. Word is Manuel will be in uniform tonight for Game 2. Wow. TWWL doesn’t have a dog in the NLCS fight, but it’s hard not to pull for the Phillies after this.

College coaching legend Lou Holtz sometimes gives a “pep talk” to teams on ESPN’s college football preview show. They usually aren’t very good. This clip from his talk about Texas, however, is freaking gold. An excerpt:

“All of those orange fans up there. I would say to our players, they wear orange so they can cheer for their team. They’ll wear the same orange outfit tomorrow to go hunting. And they’ll wear the same orange outfit the last five days of the week in order to pick up trash.”

Luke Walton stalked, bad day for Backe and the quiet Red River Rivalry

(Think Luke Walton would charge these lovely ladies with stalking?)

QUITE FRANKLIER is TWWL’s mid-day breakdown.

NBA sorta-star Luke Walton had a lady charged with stalking in L.A. The Lakers forward said she “wasn’t right in the head.” Luke, hate to break it to you bud, but any lady who is willing to stalk a less-than-superstar like you – you should take, not charge. Or at least go on a groovy trip with your dad and talk it OH-vur first…

It is reverse thug news. The thugs, apparently, wore the badges in this case. Houston Astros pitcher Brandon Backe was among a group of wedding go-ers in Houston when the reception was stormed by police officers. A guy ended up in the hospital. Backe was kicked in the head by the five-oh and witnesses are saying the police report is flat wrong. The department has launched an internal probe – and when it has to admit wrongdoing, the probe will be inserted from the outside.

It is very possibly the biggest game of the weekend…and nobody has hardly mentioned it because it isn’t in the SEC or on the East Coast. No. 1 Oklahoma and No. 5 Texas square off in another edition of the Red River rivalry…and, bad news for the Burnt Orange – OU is back to full strength.